my brother started calling our cat “doobie brother” which he then lengthened to “dubious brother” and has since morphed into “brother dubious” like he’s some sort of fucked up little monk
brother dubious
Brother Dubious can often be found wandering the halls late at night it seems
good for him
I cannot believe my dash did this.
The coconut octopus sometimes walks on two legs and is named for its tendency to collect and hide inside of coconut and sea shells.
That. Includes. Hiring.
That. Includes. Scheduling.
That. Includes. Firing.
That. Includes. Approving. Or. Denying. Social. Benefits.
3.07 | 3.12
TED LASSO
Hi to the people saying he has a triforce too please look at this tweet by the boy’s mother and the beader of his regalia.
THANK YOU HILDA RASULA FOR ONE OF THE BEST GAYEST MOMENTS IN THE ENTIRE SHOW. IT WAS LIKE A FANFIC CAME TO LIFE.
fun new blog title: “welcome to my twisted pussy”
ducks be like
this is no longer a fun new blog title












